Month: May 2006

  • Monk Jokes

    Been ages since I have posted, but I found this and could not resist. I found this at The Lamp Blog.
    Wes

    A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is
    assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old
    canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices,
    however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
    not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes
    to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that
    if someone made even a small error in the first copy,
    it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would
    be continued in all of the subsequent copies.



    The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the
    copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my
    son." So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath
    the monastery where the original manuscripts are held
    as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened
    for hundreds of years.



    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the
    young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
    He sees him banging his head against the wall and
    wailing, "We missed the "R," we missed the "R." His
    forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
    uncontrollably.



    The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong,
    father?"



    With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word
    was
    celebrate."